Tag Archives: April 1st

Khirbet Qeiyafa inscription deciphered. Refers to next-gen “Solomonic” gate design

Posted on April 1, 2013 by LukeChandler

An astonishing new technology is bringing damaged and faded ancient texts to light. Scientists demonstrated its potential by scanning and translating the Khirbet Qeiyafa inscription during a news conference this morning. Researchers at MIT have developed the Subatomic Ultra-Parsing Epigraphic Resolving … Continue reading →

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Rare anti-gravitational forces confirmed at Khirbet Qeiyafa.

Posted on April 1, 2012 by LukeChandler

In a surprise announcement, archaeologists have revealed that Khirbet Qeiyafa, an ancient city being excavated along David and Goliath’s battlefield, is a nexus for remarkable magnetic forces. Humans have proven capable of channeling these energies and, with practice, levitating and … Continue reading →

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Amazing Qeiyafa Find: Ancient Metal Wheelbarrow – still functional!

Posted on April 1, 2011 by LukeChandler

I have sat on this discovery since July of 2010, waiting for the excavators’ permission to post on this remarkable find from Khirbet Qeiyafa. It was a typical late morning at the Qeiyafa dig on July 20. We had progressed … Continue reading →

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“Blessing the Fish” Phenomenon in Galilee

Posted on April 1, 2010 by LukeChandler

There is a little-known phenomenon in the Sea of Galilee that local Arab villages traditionally refer to as “Blessing the Fish.” This phenomenon is recorded in secular history as far back as the 1st century B.C. and may have a … Continue reading →

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